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THE ROOM (2003)
"With cut-rate production, acting a cut-below, and too much framed cutlery, The Room is a schlock masterpiece."
-Jersey Rob
-Jersey Rob
January 23, 2010
UP (2009)
Talking dogs, a little mailman, and Toucan Sam on steroids help Ed Asner conquer a lifetime of regret.
January 19, 2010
PRECIOUS, BASED ON THE NOVEL "PUSH" BY SAPHIRE (2009)
"Precious is based on the novel "Push" by Saphire."
-J. Van Dreason
-J. Van Dreason
JULIA (2009)
"Alfred Hitchcock and John Cassavetes have an ugly cinematic baby but Tilda Swinton forces you to nurse it."
-J. Van Dreason
-J. Van Dreason
January 18, 2010
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, A.I. (2001)
A heavy handed retelling of Pinocchio that completely falls apart at the end.
THE NEW WORLD (2005)
In a pure world, or in a polluted world, the only freedom is love, and the only refuge is in another's heart.
January 7, 2010
KICKING AND SCREAMING (2005)
I would have to be dragged to the theater kicking and scre....no, kicking and screaming is what I felt like....ah, you know where I'm going with this.
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