MULHOLLAND DR. (2001)

David Lynch's visceral, modern, flipped on it's head re-working of Sunset Blvd.

ANYTHING ELSE (2003)

Quoting Freud, check: forcing a role for yourself into your own movie, check: sexy but infantile female lead, check: mentioning Dofsteyefsky, check: insisting that all the actors mimic you, check: telling lame old jokes and only using pop culture references from pre-1960, check and double check: another boring, cookie cutter, late career Woody Allen movie is cranked out!

HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973)

You make a deal with the devil, and mother f'in Clint Eastwood comes to collect!

PULP FICTION (1994)

The perfect movie in every aspect.

TRAINSPOTTING (1996)

Great movie, even better soundtrack.

BABY MAMA (2008)

Tina Fey plays a baby crazy, food obsessed, succesful career woman- wow, she has great range as an actress.

BOWFINGER (1999)

Steve Martin's funny little hate letter to Scientology and Anne Heche.

MONSTER (2003)

I don't care how ugly-ified they are in this movie, Charlize Theron making out with Christina Ricci is hot!

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY (1994)

One of the most underrated comedies of all time- an absolute hidden jewel.

RIVER'S EDGE (1986)

Young Crispin Glover, Keanu Reeves actually good, creepiest Dennis Hopper, need I say more??

THE PINK PANTHER (2006)

This remake is an hour and a half of single entendres.
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POINT BREAK (1991)

Best bad movie of all time.

MAGNOLIA (1999)

Brilliant ensemble cast.

BEERFEST (2006)

Holy crap did I want a beer after this movie, and I don't even like beer!

THE KID STAYS IN THE PICTURE (2002)

(In Robert Evans rapid fire, gravel voice) Was the movie biased, possibly, is Robert Evans insane, could be, was I highly entertained, you bet your sweet ass I was!

I LOVE YOU, MAN (2009)

I hate you, Paul Rudd for making this piece of shit movie with no script that you knew people would go see just because of Role Models and The 40 Year Old Virgin.

MEMENTO (2000)

.movie cool fucking Pretty

THIS IS SPINAL TAP (1984)

This one truly does go to 11 on the hilarious scale.

BURDEN OF DREAMS (1982)

This documentary proves that Werner Herzog is the funniest, most maniacal, driven, brilliant, and entertaining director to listen to of all time!

12 MONKEYS (1995)

I thought I was going crazy while I watched this movie, then I thought no, the rest of the world is crazy, only the crazies are sane, but it would take a crazy to realize this, but one thing's for sure, Terry Gilliam, he's crazy!

WHAT ABOUT BOB? (1991)

There are two types of people in the world; those who love What About Bob?, and those who don't.