AVATAR (2009)

"Avatar blue."
-J.J. Bowman

STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999)

"Meesa Lucas maka da big pile of dookie sa!"
- Jar Jar Stinks

RAN (1985)

A samurai movie with color coded epic battle scenes, wrapped in a Shakesperian tragedy, and surrounded by a beautiful period piece.

JULIE & JULIA (2009)

A schizophrenic movie about a blogger in Queens, and Julia Child in France, with one boring personality and one interesting one; you guess which is which.

2012 (2009)

"A touching story of the end of the world that helps an eight year old girl get over wetting the bed."
-J. Van Dreason

TAXI DRIVER (1976)

This has always been one of my favorite movies, and when I finally saw it in a theater on the big screen it blew my mind.

A SERIOUS MAN (2009)

The most personal of all the Coen Brothers' movies, and also one of their best.

DEATH AT A FUNERAL (2007)

Classic Frank Oz comedy.

THE MIST (2007)

How'd they talk Marcia Gay Harden into being in this piece of crap movie?

THE INVENTION OF LYING (2009)

I'd be lying if I said this movie was very inventive.

MULHOLLAND DR. (2001)

David Lynch's visceral, modern, flipped on it's head re-working of Sunset Blvd.

ANYTHING ELSE (2003)

Quoting Freud, check: forcing a role for yourself into your own movie, check: sexy but infantile female lead, check: mentioning Dofsteyefsky, check: insisting that all the actors mimic you, check: telling lame old jokes and only using pop culture references from pre-1960, check and double check: another boring, cookie cutter, late career Woody Allen movie is cranked out!

HIGH PLAINS DRIFTER (1973)

You make a deal with the devil, and mother f'in Clint Eastwood comes to collect!

PULP FICTION (1994)

The perfect movie in every aspect.

TRAINSPOTTING (1996)

Great movie, even better soundtrack.

BABY MAMA (2008)

Tina Fey plays a baby crazy, food obsessed, succesful career woman- wow, she has great range as an actress.

BOWFINGER (1999)

Steve Martin's funny little hate letter to Scientology and Anne Heche.

MONSTER (2003)

I don't care how ugly-ified they are in this movie, Charlize Theron making out with Christina Ricci is hot!

THE HUDSUCKER PROXY (1994)

One of the most underrated comedies of all time- an absolute hidden jewel.

RIVER'S EDGE (1986)

Young Crispin Glover, Keanu Reeves actually good, creepiest Dennis Hopper, need I say more??

THE PINK PANTHER (2006)

This remake is an hour and a half of single entendres.
-Anonymous

POINT BREAK (1991)

Best bad movie of all time.

MAGNOLIA (1999)

Brilliant ensemble cast.

BEERFEST (2006)

Holy crap did I want a beer after this movie, and I don't even like beer!