(In Robert Evans rapid fire, gravel voice) Was the movie biased, possibly, is Robert Evans insane, could be, was I highly entertained, you bet your sweet ass I was!
Are you sick of long-winded, pretentious, movie reviews that just end up ruining the plot of a movie? I am too. That's why I created CUT TO THE CHASE, a site for the best kind of movie review: short and to the point! Feel free to submit an alternate review, just click on Got a better one? or send me a one line review for a movie I haven't done yet. If I use it, don't worry, I'll give you credit! The movies are in no order whatsoever, but when you type the name of a movie in "search blog," if there is a review, it will pop right up. Enjoy the movies, and with no further ado- CUT TO THE CHASE!
Mr. Oppenheimer has studied film at NYU and abroad. He holds three post graduate degrees in Cinema Arts. He currently works as an usher at the Googlaplex 19.
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